Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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