i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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