You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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