She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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