Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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