3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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