It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
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we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
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Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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