Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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