I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Randomize
