uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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