Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
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Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize