Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
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things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
being pregnant is like rehab
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
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