it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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