Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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