Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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