i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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