why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Randomize
