why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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