i just google imaged poop.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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