omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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