So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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