In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
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Don't make emojis simulating eating me out
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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