Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
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I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
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Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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