I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
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