If that was your dad, he is hot
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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