i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
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he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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