so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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