I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
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Man, jail baloney is awful.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
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I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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