Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
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You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
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I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
So vagazzling was a success
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