it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Threesome in a minivan. New low
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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