At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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