it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
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How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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