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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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