This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
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Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants