Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
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I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
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She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom