Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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