Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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