i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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