suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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