i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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