i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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