I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I love having hate sex.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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