I met the friendliest cop last night
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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