Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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