Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
