TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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