The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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