well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
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