I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
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Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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