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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things

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• (631): View more from New York

  He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.

  (205): View more from Alabama

  I hate freshman.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?

  (1-479): View more from Arkansas

  This is why I married you.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy

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  No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.

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