I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
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we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.