so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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