We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.