This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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