is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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