hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
We were destined to go to rehab together
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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