Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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